How girls turn GUYS down

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?

SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.

So, be aware next time when you go to any girl and try to impress her :)

source :http://www.golberz.com/2009/12/how-girls-turn-guys-down.html

Sweeney Todd

I was kinda bored today so I answered a quiz. So here's the verdict :

Whether you hoped for it or not, you are the lean, mean throat-cutting machine! You want it your way or nothing. You can hold grudges literally forever and you never forget a face. You are shrewd and good at getting your way, and can appear quite irresistable to people who fall for your dangerous charm. However, depending whether YOU take to them or not, they can end up in a hot oven before they know it!

HAHAHAHA WATCH YOUR BACK!!

7 random facts about me

You are very jealous when someone has something that you want. [CHECK]

If you don't get your way, you're very difficult to deal with. [CHECK]

"No" is a word you don't really take seriously. [CHECK]

You usually end up getting what you want. [CHECK]

No matter what If you like something, you buy it in every color / style. [CHECK]

You get bored if no one is around to entertain you. [CHECK]

When you get something new and shiny, it makes you happy for only a few minutes. [CHECK]

SO, DO YOU STILL WANT ME? ;)

Continued...

more pics from yesterday tutorial :)

2nd attempt

I watched "Moonlight Seduction" by Michelle Phan and I was fascinated with her tutorial. It is so easy to be done. So I decided to follow her tutorial step by step.

plain boring face

put some concealer

dab the concealer

im using T3 acne concealer

Im using ZA compact powder

Use the hot pink eye shadow on your eyelids

use the white eyeshadow on your brow bone

use the black eyeshadow on the hot pink eyeshadow in V shape

add dark blue color on the black eyeshadow for more tone

use the navy blue color for the middle area.

use the eyeliner to make a beautiful cat eyes

I use cat eyes mascara because it's waterproof

Curl your eyelashes

Smile during applying the blusher. Apply the blusher on your cheekbone

Voila!

My cutie cutie pie =)

HIM : (being all lovey dovey)

ME : OMG, Sayang, stop it or I'll puke!

HIM : What? I thought you want me to be lovey dovey and romantic?

ME : Since when? (trying to stop laughing my ass off)

HIM : In your b..b..blo.. errrr.. emm.. aaaaa (tried to cover with a fake laugh)

ME : You're so caught up with your words! HAHAHAHA

( You're so cute! I know u read my blog lah sayang!)

Playing with colors..

Since I have nothing else to do, I spend my time watching make up tutorials on Youtube. I never interested in learning how to do make up because I really do not like the idea of spending 2 hours on make up anyway. I'll just do cat eyes make up because it requires less time and simple. However, after watching this girl, Michelle Phan in her make up tutorials made me realized that it is so easy to variety of make ups. There's a tutorial for those who wear glasses. I never know there's certain make up techniques for specky. So, after constantly watching the tutorials, I decided to try to do my own make up. Its my first trial anyway. Im inexperienced and not creative at all. I used concealer from from T3 to hide my acnes, compact powder from ZA, foundation from Mustika Ratu, Cat Eyes Mascara Maybelline, lip gloss from Guardian, eyeshadow from Silky Girl, eyeliner from In2it and blusher from Silky Girl. Here goes :

before

in progress

after

=)

Plus size fashionista

Who says its hard to find the right dress for plus size ladies? I used to think that women my size cannot find the right clothes. But I find that tunic dresses are suitable for me. It hides your love handles but not too big to hide your voluptuous body. I have a few tunic dresses which I wear to clubs, movies, hanging out with friends or special dates with HIM. You can also wear headband for hippie look. These tunic dresses are not expensive, their price can range as low as RM 20 to RM49.90 depends on the brands. I have tunic dresses that cost me RM20 (flea market, the curve) and RM49.90 (nichii). Sometimes, I wear belt for more fashionable look. You can wear tunics with leggings, jeans for more casual look or only tunics for sexier look or to clubs =) Here some examples of tunic dresses that catches my eyes..

sucha turn ons...

Guys with Ralph Lauren's polo shirts really turn me on. Nuff' said.

Puma :)

Im a cat lover. I have a cat name Kuning. He is so adorable and he loves to sleep in unusual places such as in the drain, on the rooftop, on the shoe rack, on anybody's slippers, you name it. But when Im in Shah Alam I dont have the chance to keep one because sometimes I was too occupied with studies. However, my classmate Putri, has a cat, Puma. Puma is super super cute especially when he races with you and accidently makes you stumbles because he runs between your legs. Thanks Puma. Sometimes, I had sleep overs at Putri's once in a while. We sleep on different beds. However, I always end up sharing the bed with Puma because in the nite, Puma will meow-ing like crazy because he wants to join us in the bedroom. He will then conquers the bed and even pushes me off the bed. Notty cat. Sometimes, he will run aimlessly in the house and jumping upside down just to get our attention. He just loves it when we ask him to pose for the camera to take his pictures. He will sit properly, makes a cute face and will not move a bit until we finish taking his pictures. Very vain cat he is. The reason Im writing this post because I miss him so much. Guess I will not see him in a month and half :(